You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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