So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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