Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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