my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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