Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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