ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Too much gin, very little bucket
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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