I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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