yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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