Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Farmville is her only friend.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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