Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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