That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
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So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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