I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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