i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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