Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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