i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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