He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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