I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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