Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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