Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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