Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
COCAINE IS GR8
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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