He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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