I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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