Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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