Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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