butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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