if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Randomize
