just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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