STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
