I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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