Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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