my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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