So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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