who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
