i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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