i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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