My brain says no but my pants say off.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Let's paint friendship bongs
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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