More tranny stories later!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
