S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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