I think I am morally bankrupt
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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