he wants to bone in the snuggie
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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