i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Are we still banned from the library?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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