Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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