Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
My Sexting was not on an AP level
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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