that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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