Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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