All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
