He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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