is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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