I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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