why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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