What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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