You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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