you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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