Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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