Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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