She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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