So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just want to make out with him forever
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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