The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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